22 Adorable Animal Firsts
Some of them look like they just did three tours in Vietnam and saw some shit.
"I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but according to statistics, there will be over 5,000 weddings, 10,000 childbirths, and 42 million hugs occurring today throughout the United States. Also today, there will be at least 4 people that will win the multimillion dollar lotteries, 600 people will get promotions at work, and 3,000 people will lose their virginity. There will also be 600 dogs adopted, 35,000 balloons sold, and 800,000 skittles eaten. Plus, the words “I love you” will be said over 9 million times. So again, I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but just smile, because according to statistics, it should actually be a really nice day."
- (via blua)
(Source: petitedino, via aintnofuckinwifey)
"There were no sex classes. No friendship classes. No classes on how to navigate a bureaucracy, build an organization, raise money, create a database, buy a house, love a child, spot a scam, talk someone out of suicide, or figure out what was important to me. Not knowing how to do these things is what messes people up in life, not whether they know algebra or can analyze literature."
- William Upski Wimsatt (via themilkywhiteway)
(Source: wordsthat-speak, via aelaela)
"There’s really no shortcut to forgetting someone. You just have to endure missing them everyday until you don’t anymore."
- Unknown (via rainysundaysandcoffee)
(Source: jehovahsqualitygirl, via capriciousmermaid)
if you’re american, you should totally do this dialect test
it’s super interesting
it guessed a city that is literally 20 minutes from me
i think they found me, guys
(Source: daivdtennant, via mishamollinss)
every single person who reblogs this
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual
legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes